Homeward Bound 2?
"Mom, the boys wanted to come hang out and play with my new toys." "Do their parents know they are here?"
When your dog starts inviting friends over without asking permission first, he has more of a social life than his owner.
Successful Camoflage
He has spent many of his days learning the ways of this group of ducks, and he has been accepted to the flock.
He originally went in to retrieve the badminton birdie, and then he decided to stay and see how long it took the other ducks to notice him.
"Everyone Smile!"
When you try to take a nice photo of all your children, but no one will cooperate. Sometimes you have to bribe them with treats.
No matter how many pictures you take, there is always one child who won't smile for the camera.
"This Is My Island Now"
Just like humans, dogs get used to routines. His owner messed up his routine and now he doesn't know what to do with himself.
"Is this my life now? Am I stuck on this stair island for the rest of my days?" Someone move his stairs back so he can get on the couch.
Well...That's Awkward
When you have people come to your house, and your dog insists on presenting his bone like this. You want people to feel comfortable around your dog, but he makes it so difficult.
If only he would carry it the normal way so it would look less phallic. Some wishes never come true.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!"
"Karen! What do you think you are doing to my friends? What did they do to you? Are you going to do that to me?"
This dog looks like he has seen a ghost. Don't worry, doggo; they will be safe (and clean) soon.
On His Way To Rob A Bank
Don't let that adorable face fool you; we all know he was on his way to rob the treat bank. He has his mask on ready to go, but he was caught in action.
He claims that he is innocent, but we all know the second we turn around, he will be continuing his evil plan.
Ready To Attack
When you get dogs to protect your house, but they end up being giant sleepy babies. The only time you see them in action is when the doorbell rings, and suddenly they want to protect you.
Despite the lack of protection they provide, you love them not matter what.
Maybe He Was A Cat In A Past Life
"Brother, how did you get up there?" "I'm not sure, one second I was on the ground, and the next I was up here."
He was probably trying to find the treats and then realized he can't get back down.
Life Imitating Art
It's like in that scene of Free Willy when the whale is swimming away at the end. The dog is trying to imitate the jumping whale.
How many treats did he need to cooperate for this picture?
Now Work The Runway
"You better work, work it, girl, do your thing on the runway!" She's got legs and she knows how to work them.
It's like when you find the perfect pair of boots and the world becomes your runway.
Polar Bear Or Dog?
When your giant polar bear-like dog thinks he is a lap dog. Instead of turning up the thermostat, just use your dog as a blanket.
He doesn't realize the magnitude of his size, but wouldn't you be happy if he came and sat on you.
Day And Night
Somehow this dog managed to keep his face completely clean. If that isn't talent, we don't know what is.
He wanted to blend in with the dog in the background but then realized if he is all muddy, he has to get a bath. He had major regrets.
Turn That Frown Upside Down
When the dog Snapchat filter comes to life! If you look quickly, you might not even see the dog.
This is better than any picture she would have gotten with her dog. The unplanned ones are the best.
"How Dare You Get Another Pet"
When you introduce your friend to other people, and they start hanging out without you. "I was her best friend first!"
He used to be the favorite until the kitten came along, and now he has to wait for hugs. Getting a sibling is never easy when you are used to being the only child.
"What Just Happened"
"Nurse, something doesn't feel right. I seem to be missing something." When you finally start to realize what the doctors did to you.
We didn't know it was possible to look asleep and completely awake at the same time.
"I Am Getting Old"
When you look back on pictures and remember how youthful you used to be. He seems mad that they are tracking how old he is getting.
Sometimes you just have to accept that aging is part of life, and cooperate for the yearly picture.
40% Opossum, 50% Brillo Pad, 10% Pizza Crust, And 100% Hilarious
When your friend said you were going for casual drinks, and the next day you wake up with the worst hangover of your life.
Spike has seen some crazy things, and you do not want to mess with him. Just look at that tough face.
"I'll Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse"
When you are trying to enjoy your cigar, but your mom feels the need to take a picture of you.
Now he has to learn to play poker to be a full-on mob boss.
Same But Different
When you buy a knockoff hoping it will pass for the real designer, but it is too apparent. In this case, the knockoff is much cuter than the original version.
You have to fake it till you make it. Doguars are way better than Jaguars.
He Tried His Best
This blind dog was just trying to be at the door when his mom came home. If they turn the rug, he will be facing the right door.
At least he was able to find the door! You have to give him some credit for trying.
"Sup"
"If you think you are getting into this kitchen without paying the cover charge, you are wrong, Susan."
This dog looks tougher than any bouncer. You have to be really important to get into "club kitchen."
That's A Funny Looking Chicken
"Hey guys, did you come to join the cuddle puddle? It's nice and warm in here." He looks so happy to be one with the chickens.
How will they manage to stop him from going in there every night? He probably thinks he is a chicken now.
"Ruh Roh"
He came around the corner looking for Scooby Snacks but ran into the vacuum cleaner instead.
It is funny when big dogs are afraid of everything even though they are massive compared to the objects.
Where Did The Dog Go?
Have you ever been walking your dog, and you look down, and they have disappeared? All you see is a floating leash.
Luckily this dog has dark eye patches, or she would blend entirely into the street.
When Your Printer Runs Out Of Ink
The toaster settings for dogs. You can go from perfectly browned to fully burnt in a few seconds.
You have to know when your dog is perfectly toasted and then take them out of the sun.
Oh, Yeaah!
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." When your dog starts acting like the man from The Shining.
His face says it all. He does not like to be locked in a room, and he will do it again if he gets put into another room.
New Boots
When you see a pair of shoes you want, but your parents won't buy them for you, so you have to improvise.
He just wanted the cute green boots he saw at the store. These would be perfect for St. Patrick's Day.
Spot The Difference
Can you spot the real dog in this picture? She must have been playing a game of hide-and-seek and thought the best place to hide was in plain sight.
This doge is a master of disguise. Most of the time, her owners are walking around looking for her.
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
"If I sit here, you can't lock me out, and I get to enjoy the outdoors, all my problems have been solved." This will work for her until she sees a squirrel that needs to be chased.
She seems so sad that they would close the door when she leaves the house. Look at that tortured face.
Point Of View Through A Dogs Tail
"I am a lion dog, hear me, roar!" It looks like he is shaking his wild mane, and that would be just as glorious as this.
This also looks like that old filter on Mac Photobooth that is like tunnel vision.
When Your Dog Is Stronger Than You
He was focused on the more important things in life, squirrels. The dog must be powerful to drag its owner like that.
Squirrels are very important, and the dog just wanted to show his owner the one he found.
"They Suck The Life Out Of Me"
This shows the joys of motherhood. One minute you are excited to have your children, and after a few weeks, you realize they are a lot of work.
She is looking forward to them being independent and moving out of the house.
Making Her Own Snuggie
When you want to be entirely under the blanket, but also want to watch tv at the same time. This dog thought of a way to improvise.
Her invention is patent-pending, and all rights are reserved for this dog's small business.
Barking Bad
"You better not be sending this to mom. She said no partying while she was away." He also looks pissed that his treats were crushed up.
They should invite the cigar dog to really get the party started.
"Am I Getting Groomed Again?"
This is like seeing your teacher outside of school for the first time; you are shocked because you thought you only would see them in school.
"How did you escape? why are you here? Are you going to give me a bath here?"
Mr. Peanut Butter Does Exist
If you have seen the show BoJack Horseman, you are probably familiar with Mr. Peanut Butter, the human-dog. He looks just like that shadow.
No matter their size, some dogs are giant babies at heart.
"It Wasn't Me!"
Have you ever farted so loud it wakes you up out of deep sleep? It happens to the best of us, even dogs.
"You didn't hear that, did you?" He looks so embarrassed and scared of what his body can produce.
"Linda, No, Bad Girl"
"Excuse me, Linda, Why do you think it is ok to bite me. How dare you." That dog won't be biting her fingers anymore.
He is just a puppy; how was he supposed to know that fingers aren't food or toys?
She's A Natural
Pickles is the best model at this car dealership. She knows how to show off the best features of the vehicles, and she is the top seller.
The most important thing about buying a car is making sure your dog will be comfortable.